redundantz:

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

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shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

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owl-vortex:

Never Forget.
Anonymous has asked: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

greetings:


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so-personal:

everything personal

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

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